Friday, April 17, 2020

THE FUNNY SIDE OF QUARANTINE RULE

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THE FUNNY SIDE OF QUARANTINE RULE

People be talking about heart aches, chest aches, back aches and so many other aches that are really just pointless and funny (this statement is on a light note). Have you ever experienced severe quarantine aches? Am sure after reading this you'll be wondering if this writer is OK. Hahaha...well yes am perfectly alright and after reading this you'll understand the reason as to why am all worked up and at the same time having the best time of my life.

First I'll start with a question. Did you know that going to school was a source of income? I got to learn about this immediately after the quarantine rule was issued. This clearly states that I've been broke for the past few weeks which feels like a life time.

My mother, a very strict one if I may add believes that no money should be given to anyone who is not going out, with out I mean school, so I think with this you feeling me. In a house with no WiFi connection, no money to buy bundles and no going out rule, trust me it's like am living in the old stone age period.


 With everyone now in the house, house chores is for everyone, except for mum, dad and the dotted last born. I've been washing utensils to the extent that am almost loosing it. I wish we could go back to the time when i would skip the washing part with the excuse of having a class or an assignment and avail myself when all work is done.


Ladies, when was the time you got your eyebrows done? your eye lashes clipped? The last time you got your manicure and pedicure done? The last time you got your hair neatly braided? Lol... You don't remember right?
#Team mistari za primary #

Gentlemen, where you at? When was the last time you got a proper hair cut? People be out here looking like God knows what. "They are idle shoot your shot" , this has been the saying nowadays. Well yes we ladies are idle but we know that dry spell be hitting hard out here brosefs. We just blending in with the vibeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Frankly speaking we not the only ones having a rough time with this quarantine, parents are getting the good side of it too. If your parent has not yet complained about the rate at which you glued to your phone then you got a problem.

My mother has been threatening to flash my phone down the toilet, so if you get to see me offline just know that the inevitable has happened. If you got siblings you can relate to how annoying they can get at times, as always parents don't lack solutions to all this, mine are being auctioned via the OLX platform, if it still exists that is. Houses have turned into mad villas out here πŸ˜‚.

As always the funny things to do when bored can never be ignored. With this period, we got many trending activities that have been keeping us sane. Remember the anonymous messages  period? Well it ended with broken relationships, but the fun side is we got to know that we have crushes out here πŸ˜ŠπŸ’•. Then, the funny video clip of these Nigerian men dancing with caskets, that was just hilarious. Check this one out, courtesy of Fiona, Tinku and Liz.

The tissue challenge...this was only for the blessed ones, mine was a total disaster, next time I'll stick to my lanes. Next it was the make up challenge , with this we got to see ladies before and after make up and it also went drastic for some of the ladies too.

As always the men were not left behind for the beard challenge also came into view, for the smooth faced guys I deeply feel your pain, take this quarantine period to grow some. Lol. I got one brave guy who decided to showcase his video, heads up he has no beards so am guessing it was a different challenge. Courtesy of Einstein Pascal #Triby#.

The grand finale ended with the "Utawezana challenge", this was just something else. All these challenges done are just ways in which people have decided to deal with idleness.

All in all am sure with Kenyans, more challenges are to come up...and be sure to take part only if you can. Having fun is also part of the quarantine fun pack. Enjoy your friends and more so family time, we never know what tomorrow holds.
Stay safe, save lives, lots of love ❤.

22 comments:

  1. nice work lizzy you brought out my bored feelings πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. Tutapata taabu sanaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ doing chores daily, the same chores i usually do twice per week... Quarantine taniua

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  3. AmazingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ some quarantine flavors... @mj254

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  4. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚This one is ammmmazingπŸ”₯☑️

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  5. Pia mimi nataka kuku drive crazy πŸ˜‚

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    1. Babaz surely ni nini hukusumbuaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  6. This is crazy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Hapo kwa kusonga lines kwanza nimetokaπŸ™ˆ
    Nice work Bahati

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  7. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Liz apo kwa broke manze si aty nn...

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  8. Challenge after challenge meme after meme but all this will be part of the story. A story that will be a history someday. Thank you for the archive

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  9. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I love it ❤

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  10. Frankly speaking, I will miss this quarantine life. In swahili they say, 'Mazoea yana tabu' if you know you knowπŸ˜‚

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  11. There's a soldier who risks all to blend out a sweet story...napenda your articles...mhudumu ongeza ingine tafadhali

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  12. Kudos!!!!just summerized the whole quarantine in this blog ������

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  13. Kwanza mm issue ya kuosha na kufanya kazi hapa kwa nyumba imekuwa too much..hata venye naona nikirudi shule nachange nifanye catering ������

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  14. Thank you all for these responses...it's so encouraging to know that people got your back...❤πŸ’ͺ

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